When watching television, custody of the remote controls belongs to....
A. the husband
B . the wife
C . whoever turned on the TV
D . whoever is stronger
E . whoever can find it underneath the cushions
2. Entertaining friends
for dinner should be....
A . a catered affair
B . a sit-down meal lovingly prepared in your own kitchen
C . served buffet style
D . depends on the friends
E . food brought home in boxes
3. A new car should
be selected based on....
A . its purchase price
B . its performance, repair and insurance costs
C . what your business associates are driving
D . it comes with a set of snow tires
E . the arrangement of the cup holders
4. The toilet seat should
A . down, with the lid closed
B . down, with the lid up
C . left up
D . left down
E . keep em guessing
5. The proper location
for dirty clothes is....
A . the clothes hamper
B . the floor near the clothes hamper
C . the floor in the room where the hamper is located
D . on the furniture in the room where the hamper is located
E . near the bed so you can wear them again the next day
6. In winter, the appropriate
daytime temperature for a house should be....
A . Tropical
B . about 70°
C . about 60°
D . no higher than 55°
E . turned up for a while if you can see your breath
7. Any home-cooked food
is best if....
A . it is eaten immediately after it's prepared
B . served with candlelight and soft music
C . it's made the way mom made it
D . it has catsup on it
E . the fire department didn't have to be called
8. The best way to travel
on vacation is....
A . by plane
B . by train
C . by car
D . on foot hiking through the wilderness
R . separately, to different destinations
9. Trips to the mall
should be made when....
A . there is a specific item that is needed
B . there is a big sale
C . it's raining and there's nothing else to do
D . you can't find what you need at a tag sale
E . you have a new credit card
10. The volume on the
stereo should be set....
A . low enough to allow normal conversation
B . loud enough to fully appreciate the quality of the recording
C . low enough so the neighbors don't complain
D . loud enough to feel the vibrations
E . just low enough to avoid significant structural damage
11. Laundry should be
A . twice a week
B . weekly
C . every other week
D . monthly
E . when you run out of clean underwear
12. My idea of an exotic
vacation destination is....
A . Hawaii
B . the South Pacific
C . Florida
D . newly-opened regions of China
E . parts of Alabama
13. Repainting the living
room should be done by...
A . a licensed professional
B . the two of us working in harmony
C . the college kid down the street
D . whoever's idea it was to repaint the room
E . the time your mother arrives to visit
14. When buying a new
TV, it is important to consider...
A . the size of the room in which it's located
B . what will fit in the entertainment center
C . your budget
D . how many people you'll be inviting over for football games
E . whether you can fit it through the door
15. Before having children,
you should be together for....
A . at least one year
B . at least two years
C . at least five years
D . at least nine months
E . 10 minutes
16. Eating in bed is...
A . inappropriate under any circumstances
B . okay if you're sick and can't get up
C . acceptable if served on a proper bed tray
D . good to do while watching late night TV
E . an effective way to avoid having sex
17. The best videos
to rent are...
A . the newest releases
B . classic films
C . romantic comedies
D . action dramas
E . labels with XXX
18. When one of you
feels he or she should lose weight, the other should....
A . insist that their partner is perfect just the way they are
B . be supportive
C . join in the weight-loss program
D . buy him or her a membership in a health club
E . move out until the diet is over
19. When the female
is upset or angry, the male should....
A .be comforting
B . ask what the problem is
C . try to solve the problem
D . hide
E . prepare to move in with Rover
20. Household chores
should be done by....
1. the wife
2. the husband
3. both of them working together
4. the maid
5. the kids, that's why you had them
21. When decorating
your first home, the furnishings should be....
A . the latest style
B . an eclectic blend of antique and new
C . the best you can afford
D . garage sale items
E . whatever you can swipe from your parents' homes
22. You should attend
a place of worship....
A . weekly
B . monthly
C . on major holidays
D . when your mother's in town
E . when you find one that serves real wine during communion
23. Taking out the garbage
is the responsibility of....
A . the husband
B . the wife
C . whoever put the last item in
D . whoever is going out anyway
E . the household staff
24. My idea of the ideal
birthday party is....
A . a romantic dinner for two
B . cake and coffee with a few friends
C . a small gathering with family members
D . a surprise party with everyone I know
E . a celebration that would rival a Presidential inaugural
25. If we have an argument
A . kiss and make up before we go to bed
B . sit down and discuss it like two rational people
C . go to separate rooms until we cool off
D . duck
E . make sure all lethal weapons are out of reach