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A
couple was celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter
was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, " explained the husband.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of
the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more
my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife
promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at
me and quietly said, "That's once." |
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